What be the ultimate article that prevented you from driving or operating indigestible machinery?

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My antediluvian man drives an 18 wheeler.. and the only gear i know is first and reverse. So i am stupid when it comes to doing that. He wouldnt teach me AHole.. i guess he think that i dont have brains to do that.. so i guess lack of brains..lol

All the damn hippies surrounding it trying to stop me from taking down those trees because squirrels live near. I was about to run the over, the hippies not the squirrels, but the boss said no.

An overwhelming urge to walk full speed down a sidewalk.

Hi Cowbell,
Simple! I don't know how to Drive Heavy Machinery..In Fact it Scares The Hell Out Of Me!
Your Friend,
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A broken foot stopped me from driving for some weeks.

The police and diazepam

Lack of license and fear of driving?

New medication - Topamax.

time

Lightening storm ..... I had to park the Track driven big stuff ......

Well, for one, the fact that I don't have a driver's license, and for two, the po-po impounded my steamroller.

The morphine they give me at the hospital!!
xoxo agoodgirl_msj
COWBELL??!

The reality that I don't have heavy machinery to operate may enjoy been the reason.

I can't drive when I'm manic.