If I hire 45 banned Mexicans can I claim them as Machinery on my taxes?

Or do I have to claim my business as a medium size cooperation?
Answers:
If I had my opening, and the laws allowed it, I would have you fined $50,000 for every illicit you employ.
anything...
mr. penis envy,

my guess is you would own yourself an "illegal medium size corporation" . but i.e. ok, since you'll be illegal you don't have to money taxes and the mexicans will have jobs so they can dispatch money back to mexico to feed little mexicans. it's a win win situation!

but seriously, only just remember one thing though:

immigrants, resembling the 45 illegal one's you mention, built this country so that your lazy *** can sit surrounded by front of a computer, call yourself 'penis envy' and ask moronic questions to execute time.

thanks Source(s): me, one of the 260 million decendants of immigrants
As long as we're off topic, the IRS expects you to report embezzle and stolen money in your gross income
Isn't that illegal...
try it! i claim my girls clara bell , elizebeth , danni , jenni there adjectives english bulldogs but there my babys
where is your kinfolk from Source(s): mine is from Hungary
Claim them as dependents, you'll probably take-home pay them an allowance anyhow. Supposedly they are taking away jobs that Americans don't want.
Why the hell not?!

If President Bush can be an idiot, majority citizens should be able to be as well!!

(I am an Australian anti-Bush party - sorry if I have offended anyone)
Why not? Do approaching a lot of these so-called Conservatives that will hire illegals just as against the clock as the next guy, and you'll see protesting the about the flow of illegals into this country the subsequent. The almighty dollar is a powerful thing...
No, but many employers keep on till the day before payday to report them, or so I hear. Two free weeks of work and the old, "Gee, I didn't realize..."
wtf

some of u people are such assholes

w/e

ur ego so not my problem
LOLing at this
if you claim them, dont they all carry deported? then where does that give notice you?

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